there is no way to say “have a nice life” without sounding like a sarcastic prick and this really bothers me
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there is no way to say “have a nice life” without sounding like a sarcastic prick and this really bothers me
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Puncher: Hermione Granger
Punchee: Draco MalfoyMemorable Lines: “You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!”
Why it’s Awesome: Not only do some people have faces that desperately need to be punched, but for some this also runs in the family. The Malfoys are such a family, and Draco is such a person. Just look at that sneer! Draco and Hermione are from opposite sides of the tracks, as it were - Hermione is a first-generation wizard born to muggle parents; Draco is a pureblood from a proud and ancient wizarding familty - and a stuck-up bastard to boot. So far in the series Hermione has been comparatively passive - she’s the AlterEgo member of the main Power Trio, always advising caution and refraining from precipitous action, having to be the voice of reason in every encounter. Until Draco pushes her too far, getting an innocent creature condemned to death. She has him at wand point, but backs down because “he’s not worth it.” And when she does, he immediately turns his sniveling into derisive laughter. But he’s wrong. Mercy is not Weakness - and here’s a punch in the face to prove it.
Where to find it?: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by J.K. Rowling (film adaptation)
I’m really scared to keep watching Supernatural because I heard on tumblr.com that as the seasons progress Sam becomes sadder and his hair grows longer but im only on season 2 and he’s already pretty sad and shaggy so by the time i get to season 8 he’s probably going to be a suicidal chewbacca and i don’t know if i want to see him like that
Suicidal chewbacca
this is my favorite story about supernatural
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#i love that clara isn’t blinded by her faith in the doctor #like so many other companions were #through rough winds and bad weather she finally admits she trusts the doctor #but she has a realistic view of him: #she knows he’s dangerous #and she knows he makes everything up as he goes along #so yes- she’ll trust him #but to a point (via wholet)
REASONS I LOVE CLARA
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The “Season Finale Support Group” is now officially open.
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1. Cannibalism, for Lecter, is a situational compulsion, not his default setting.
This one seems to be eluding many fans, but Hannibal Lecter does not kill indiscriminately. Lecter has a strict moral code that, when violated by an individual, puts that person on his shit list. This is almost in the same moral vein as Dexter Morgan. Granted, this is not for every situation, and Lecter is not a vigilante, but it applies to his murders more often than not. As seen in the show, Lecter keeps the business cards of people he finds offensive next to his recipe box.
2. Hannibal is able to differentiate between ‘people’ and ‘food’, especially regarding those he cares for.
When Hannibal was obsessed/in love with Clarice Starling, he did not want to eat her. No, instead he assaulted and killed someone that was ‘rude’ to her and tried to feed her that individual’s brain while the man was still alive. Hannibal tried to take care of her, because Clarice was something he cherished. He taunted Clarice, but never intended to consume her.
3. (Not) everything is people.
Hannibal went TWO YEARS without killing anyone as the Chesapeake Ripper. That means, logically, in the context of the show, that Hannibal went without human meat for at least two years…or he at least made Miriam’s body last that long.
4. Hannibal may be a cannibal, but he has good taste.
Human meat is like animal meat. What this means is that there are parts you do not want to eat, even as a psychopathic connoisseur. A sautéed phallus is not going to taste like liver, or heart, or kidney. It just won’t. This also goes for things like lips, nipples, testicles, eyes, ears, and various other ‘romantic’ body parts Hannibal seems to fetishize in a growing number of fics. Use the show as a guide. What has Hannibal harvested/cooked in the show already? Whatever answer you come up with, use that. We’ve been told Hannibal’s favorite foods, let’s appreciate that accordingly.
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Now, fabulous Hannibal fandom, have fun and go to town!
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oh my god the sad thing is every single fucking fan can read this and our minds will automatically register the exact quote and context of every single one.
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what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
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I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth