May152013

albionoutcast:

marypopandlockins:

there is no way to say “have a nice life” without sounding like a sarcastic prick and this really bothers me

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crowningmomentoffacepunch:

Puncher: Hermione GrangerPunchee: Draco Malfoy
Memorable Lines: “You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!”
Why it’s Awesome:  Not only do some people have faces that desperately need to be punched, but for some this also runs in the family.  The Malfoys are such a family, and Draco is such a person.  Just look at that sneer!  Draco and Hermione are from opposite sides of the tracks, as it were - Hermione is a first-generation wizard born to muggle parents; Draco is a pureblood from a proud and ancient wizarding familty - and a stuck-up bastard to boot.  So far in the series Hermione has been comparatively passive - she’s the AlterEgo member of the main Power Trio, always advising caution and refraining from precipitous action, having to be the voice of reason in every encounter.  Until Draco pushes her too far, getting an innocent creature condemned to death.  She has him at wand point, but backs down because “he’s not worth it.”  And when she does, he immediately turns his sniveling into derisive laughter.  But he’s wrong.  Mercy is not Weakness - and here’s a punch in the face to prove it.
Where to find it?: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by J.K. Rowling (film adaptation) 

crowningmomentoffacepunch:

Puncher: Hermione Granger
Punchee: Draco Malfoy

Memorable Lines: “You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!”

Why it’s Awesome:  Not only do some people have faces that desperately need to be punched, but for some this also runs in the family.  The Malfoys are such a family, and Draco is such a person.  Just look at that sneer!  Draco and Hermione are from opposite sides of the tracks, as it were - Hermione is a first-generation wizard born to muggle parents; Draco is a pureblood from a proud and ancient wizarding familty - and a stuck-up bastard to boot.  So far in the series Hermione has been comparatively passive - she’s the AlterEgo member of the main Power Trio, always advising caution and refraining from precipitous action, having to be the voice of reason in every encounter.  Until Draco pushes her too far, getting an innocent creature condemned to death.  She has him at wand point, but backs down because “he’s not worth it.”  And when she does, he immediately turns his sniveling into derisive laughter.  But he’s wrong.  Mercy is not Weakness - and here’s a punch in the face to prove it.

Where to find it?: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by J.K. Rowling (film adaptation) 

(via motherfucking-breadcrumbs)

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im-your-favorite-actor-and-i:

catwhiskerscomefromwithin:

smashedindigo:

I’m really scared to keep watching Supernatural because I heard on tumblr.com that as the seasons progress Sam becomes sadder and his hair grows longer but im only on season 2 and he’s already pretty sad and shaggy so by the time i get to season 8 he’s probably going to be a suicidal chewbacca and i don’t know if i want to see him like that 

Suicidal chewbacca

this is my favorite story about supernatural

(Source: 2460-pun, via motherfucking-breadcrumbs)

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castielsunderpants:

sarahmonious:

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oh my god the sad thing is every single fucking fan can read this and our minds will automatically register the exact quote and context of every single one. 

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terezi-vantas:

GUYS I NEED YOU NOW: IF SCHOOL HAS EVER MADE YOU DEPRESSED/IS A FACTOR IN YOUR DEPRESSION OR ANXIETY OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT PLEASE REBLOG THIS FOR MY SCHOOL PROJECT THAT’S DUE FRIDAY THANK YOU

(via biscutfluff)

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What you do when your Fandom's theme plays

  • Doctor Who: OOO WEEE OOOOO
  • Sherlock: Hum along
  • Avengers: Salute
  • Supernatural: Cry
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potential-and-difference:

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

Was that a fucking pun?

(via anotherobsessivefangirl)

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stopharry2013:

I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth

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