Why hello there. I'm Katie, enjoy my blog.

 

swaggiethough:

seriously mcdonalds is so fucking disgusting with their processed food and greasy slabs of meat ill take three orders of large fries please

eren-j-aeger:

Do you ever start a series and the entire time you’re watching the first episode you have your eye on that one character?

Like;

That one.

I want him.

highenergyjewtrino:

poryqon:

when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group

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When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.

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celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

Penny on the ground: .......

Dime on the ground: Eh, I'm too lazy.

Quarter on the ground: OH MY FUCKING GOD GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY! THAT IS MINE! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! THANK YOU JESUSZ I'M RITCH BITCHEZ!

asktoothless:

dragonwriter315:

asktoothless:

I’m not saying I want to be a dragon.

but if the opportunity came up to have wings and a tail implanted along with the ability to breathe fire, I’d take it.

Would there be a waiting list for this procedure?

The waiting list is made up of all the notes on this post in order so reblog quickly and save your spot in line.

free-will-for-the-fallen:

nachosinthetardis:

maxhole:

if u dont think moaning is the hottest shit u can get right outta town

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*slow clap for the Harry Potter fandom*